• Philip: I'm Sorry, Will.
  • Will: You know what? Actually, this works out better for me. You know, the slimmies of Summer are coming to class right next to now, you know what I'm saying?
  • Philip: Will, it's all right to be angry.
  • Will: Hey, why should I be mad? For saying, at least he said good-bye this time. I just wish I hadn't wasted my money buying this stupid present!
  • Philip: I-I'm sorry. If there was something that I...
  • Will: Hey, you no what? You ain't got to do nothing, not now, Uncle Phil. You know, it ain't like I'm still 5 years old, you know? It ain't like I'm gonna be sitting up every night asking my mom "When's daddy coming home?", you know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned, didn't I? And I got pretty damn good at it, too, didn't I, uncle Phil?
  • Philip: Yeah, you did.
  • Will: Got through my first date without him, right? I learned how to drive, I learned how to shave, I learned how to fight without him. I had 14 great birthdays without him! He never even sent me a damn card! TO HELL WITH HIM!!! (pauses) I didn't need him then, and I won't need him now.
  • Philip: Will...
  • Will: No. You know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him, I'm gonna get a great job without him, I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm having me a whole bunch of kids. I'm gonna be a better father than he EVER was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, 'cause there ain't a DAMN THING HE CAN EVER TEACH ME ABOUT HOW LOVE MY KIDS! (long pause) How come he don't want me, man?
Reblogged from my paper life

its-martha:

This scene always makes me cry.

Reblogged from Lick My Persuasion

freshprincesubs:

As requested by maanderrs :)

goodbyetoallthat:

From Eric Alper’s Twitter. This is in Toronto.

goodbyetoallthat:

From Eric Alper’s Twitter. This is in Toronto.

freshprincesubs:

As was requested by reggaeonmyfoot a while back! 

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

Reblogged from Liam Dryden

chapmangamo:

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mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

huntandshout:

lizardvvizard:

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

and dictionaries

and google

increasingly the world has these things in our pocket, no less

and the skeleton war

Reblogged from Deception is Reality.
matchxxgrade:

Damn, the dark lord is selling himself short.

matchxxgrade:

Damn, the dark lord is selling himself short.

Reblogged from Deception is Reality.

amottledrose:

Me when I have absolutely no idea what the conversation is about.