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stupid-runaway:

There’s no excuse for cheating. Don’t blame the beer, don’t act on “revenge”. Cheating is a disgusting thing done by even more disgusting people.

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rhymeswithcinderella:

I hope to achieve this aesthetic one day

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bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

Both men and women should feel free to be sensitive. Both men and women should feel free to be strong… It is time that we all perceive gender on a spectrum not as two opposing sets of ideals.

Emma Watson

(Check out her full UN speech.)

tiger-ly:

Nicki minaj is an excellent and dynamic rapper, lyrically and stylistically, she’s topped charts in a male dominated space, she started from the absolute bottom and knows how to hustle and work her image, I don’t care wether you care for her style of music or not but if you dismiss her as a trash artist I’m gonna heavily side eye you

dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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orgifasm:

When I accidentally make eye contact with just about anyone

orgifasm:

When I accidentally make eye contact with just about anyone

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Religion described with shit

  • Daoism: Shit happens
  • Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
  • Hinduism: This shit has happened before
  • Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
  • Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
  • Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
  • Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else
  • Jehovah's Witness: *knock knock* Can you spare a moment for some of our shit?
  • Rastafarian: Let's smoke this shit!
  • Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
  • Wiccan: Let shit happen, it doesn't harm anyone!
  • Agnostic: Shit may happen. Then again, it may not.
  • Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
  • Nihilism: No shit.
vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

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improbablenormality:

humourous-misadventures:

megasilly:

You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

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how

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can you not 

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love

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this ridiculous

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amazing language?

you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

this language is literally keysmashing

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Mama, life had just begun, but now I’ve gone and thrown it all away

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cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

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